Garlic Breath Farm
"If everyone had Garlic Breath, no one would be offended!"
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What Products Are Available and When?
May - Spring Garlic
June - Garlic Scapes & Scape Powder
July - Fresh Garlic
August/September - Cured Garlic
September/October - Garlic Spices
October - Black Garlic
Intermediate
Kissometer level: You didn't want a partner anyway. Let's be honest...you enjoy your alone time.
Kissometer level: Your good looks won't be able to save you now.
Easy
Kissometer level: Swipe left.
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Kissometer level: You know how when the grinch's heart grows three sizes at the end of the movie? This tastes like that.
Kissometer level: Netflix with your dog, because your love life is done.
Kissometer level: Wear a mask like it's 2020.
Kissometer level: You make babies cry. Way to go.
Kissometer level: You might as well bring up personal finances.
Kissometer level: Maintain a healthy space bubble, for everyone's sake.
Kissometer level: Holding hands is ok, but do not proceed to 1st base.